A small video found on the net...
This is a small video which should make you smile... You don't speak portugues, Fran translate it for you in english.
This is "Nelsinho Piquet promete capacete ao CQC" in images : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgEY4yAcEA
They are at the "Gold Helmet" event in São paulo, it awards the best drivers in Brazil. The first guy mentions they will speak to the best drivers and to some drivers who are not so great (he's obviously joking), the ones who have been runner ups to world championships like Rubinho and Massa. Then later (I've skipped the non-interesting parts, lol) the interviewer runs into Dudu Massa (Felipe's brother) and says something like "Hey look who's here, it's the great runner up of the year, Felipe Massa!", and Dudu shakes his head smiling. He goes on to ask Dudu how is the atmosphere in Ferrari and what do they eat there. Dudu says they eat pasta (Massa in Portuguese = pasta), and the interviewer jokes that he should be careful when he's there because he might get "eaten" (which is a slang in Portuguese for being, well, screwed, to put it nicely). The interviewer goes on to make fun of Rubinho (obviously, because most Brazilians do anyway), asking different people in which place did he finish in the drivers championship and even in Interlagos. He also asks about Piquet. Then the interviewer finds Nelson and asks him if he thought that the championship that Lewis won was "massa" (joking with Felipe's last name, massa means pasta but in slang means something like "cool, awesome"). Nelson replies saying: "It was good, but I think that Massa should have won the championship, he deserved it".
Interviewer: "How many points did you score this year?"
Nelson: "19."
Interviewer: "Then next year when we come here you should have scored more than 19 points"
Nelson: "50."
Interviewer: "If you score less than 50 points, you will give us a helmet, is that a deal?"
Nelson: "Deal."
Interviewer (after Nelson has left): "It's a deal, if he scores less than 50 points he will give us a helmet!"
The reporter goes on to interview politics, bla bla blah. LOL. Nothing interesting. Then some Brazilian commentators, nothing interesting either. Only when he's interviewing Lito Cavalcanti (second guy after Nelson) he says Massa is unlucky, and Lito replies by saying he's not unlucky, judging by how much money he makes (hence the Ferrari with all the girls and Massa's face on screen). The reporter asks him if Rubens has arrived and Lito answers, "I don't know." Then the reporter comments: "He's always the last to arrive, Rubinho!" and they both laugh.
The reporter finds Massa's dad (Luis Antonio) : "This year it seems like they "Ferrari'ed" you." (which would be a joke with the Brazilian slang "se ferrar", which would be something like "they screwed you over")
Luis Antonio : "Yeah, pretty much."
Reporter: "You, like Felipe, are "Massa" (see above, "cool, awesome" in Brazilian - even more used in São Paulo)
Luis Antonio : "I think so, you can tell right?"
Reporter: Do you like "Massa"? (pasta)
Luis Antonio nods. He goes on to ask about different types of pasta and he says he likes them all.
The reporter runs into Reginaldo Leme, which is Globo TV's main commentator for F1 in Brazil (Globo TV is the network that broadcasts F1 in Brazil) and he asks if Timo Glock has deliberately given his position (to Hamilton). Leme laughs. He says "Two of the greatest car manufacturers in the world - Toyota and Mercedes - do you really think Toyota would give way to Mercedes? Not likely."
Reporter: "So he's really a bad driver then?"
Leme laughs and says: "He's Glock" (which I understand as a joke with the sound of the name - it sorta sounds like something disgusting, or a throwing up sound or something, LOL).
Reporter: "What's harder, STR being the constructors champion next year or working with Galvão Bueno?" (the main sports broadcaster in Brazil, who broadcasts F1 and the National soccer team)
Leme laughs and finally says, "Getting along with Galvão is easy, working with him is a little difficult sometimes." (Galvão Bueno is very controversial in Brazil - he has a good voice, but he's way too passionate and somewhat difficult because he won't shut up and let other people talk, he thinks he's always right even though most of the time he really doesn't have a clue).
The reporter runs into Barrichello.
Reporter: "Rubinho, are you more likely to stay in Formula 1, go to stock car or "stop car"? (obviously joking that it may be time for him to retire).
Rubinho: "No, Formula 1."
Reporter: "How many points can you promise for next season? Nelsinho has promised us 50 points or else he gives us a helmet."
Rubinho: "First I need a car. Then I can promise."
Reporter: "I have mine here. It's economic, 1.0."
Rubinho: "Thanks, I'll get it."
He runs into Massa.
Reporter: "Felipe, dude, in the last curve. Did that Timo Glock let that happen?"
Felipe laughs.
Reporter: "To finish this year, the worst thing that could happen now is São Paulo (the team) losing the Brazilian soccer league championship!"
Felipe: "No, no, São Paulo will win."
Reporter: "Were you unlucky this year?"
Felipe: "No, no, I don't think about that."
Reporter: "Didn't them guys "Ferrari'ed" you?" (see above, "screwed you over")
Felipe: "No, no."
Reporter (turning to camera): "It was tough, he Felipe believes in São Paulo, but the way his luck is, Grêmio the team I like who is runner up fo... will win in the end."
Thank you to Fran ! You can find Fran on her website at the following address : nickshiningstar.livejournal.com
